"The EU: regulations R us"

That was my entry for Tim Worstall's competition to design a bumper sticker for the European Union. It won an honourable mention from Tim, but the winners were:

MEP - my other car is a gravy train.

EU being serfed?

Don't Blame Me. I voted for Le Pen.

My own favourites are:

The EU: straighter bananas since 1992, and

The EU: putting the crass into bureaucracy